don’t shoot the pianist
he is doing the best he can

Apparently the key to winning all those piano competitions wasn’t practice; it was getting people better than me declared too good to compete:

[Jericho Scott] has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told his coach that the boy could not pitch any more.

… Officials for the three-year-old league, which has eight teams and about 100 players, said they will disband Jericho’s team, redistributing its players among other squads, and offered to refund $50 sign-up fees to anyone who asks for it.

Sofya Gulyak was unavailable for comment.